Well, two children anyway.
TT isn’t bad when she’s away from her brother – she will eat pretty much anything I have. And usually off of my plate at that.
(Well admittedly she discovered yesterday that as yet she doesn’t like Camembert 🤣😂) #sorrynotsorry
But when she’s with #1 Son? Oh lord she’s as bad as he is.
And he is bad. I’ve resorted to something my smug, pre-parent, child-free self (and lord do I want to go back in time and smack her around the head with a clue-by-four) swore that she would never do that is: hidden vegetable food.
There’s a brand of kids-only ready meals here that so far include:
- Cheese pasta
- Cheesy quesadillas
- Chicken sticks
And they all contain hidden vegetables! The two cheese based ones contain puréed carrots and the chicken sticks contain cauliflower and onions!!!
And tonight #1 Son cleared his plate!!!
TT only ate half of her portion (each child had 5 chicken sticks and 5 potato smiley faces) but she came toddling through announcing “mmmmmmmmm nummy chikkin” so I count it as a win.
Yes both children do take a daily gummy multi vitamin (as do we actually) but it’s not the same.
However other things are currently more of a trial with TT at the moment.
For example, did you know that fluoridated toothpaste is not a standard thing over here?
Or mint flavoured toothpaste?
Well for children at least – adults apparently have to lump it.
But this leads me to ponder – the transition from sweet/fruity flavoured toothpaste to harsh mint flavoured ones must totally shock the system. I know it did for me, and it’s why, whilst in the UK, I never bought the children the fruity flavoured ones – I didn’t want to deal with that.
However, we’ve now run out of appropriate-aged mint toothpastes for them.
As it turned out, when the hus-creature realised this, the only open supermarket was Whole Paycheck* and so the only fluoridated (because organic hippies) toothpaste was a $12 WildBerry thing.
Which #1 Son loves but has wasted a fair amount of. It’s also way too fluoridated for TT to use.
So last week he picked up a basic BubbleFruit one from Colgate for her.
And yes it is what it sounds like – bubblegum plus artificial fruit flavour
And it would seem that TT concurs with me, as every night this week we have had screams of “no teeth, no teeth” and sobbing, flailing tantrums.
We will be trying something else this week coming, because I cannot deal with it, and am terrified that she will get a complex.
She had been trying to drop naps before we got rid of the baby jail. Now she can get out at will?
Which would be fine, if she wasn’t awake by 7am (and I’m being generous there) and therefore total demon-spawn-hell-beast by 3pm if she does not nap.
So I am trying a very mature approach.
Bribery and corruption.
I’m putting her in her room, in her bed, with a bottle of milk… and a tablet! She dozes off reasonably quickly and stays asleep for about an hour.
However, my evil genius membership forms are yet to be sent off, because her tablet has been.
Sent back to Amazon I mean. Because she shattered the screen.
So she’s borrowing #1 Son’s at the moment.
World War has yet to break out…
Watch this space.
*Ahem, sorry Whole Foods
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If your mother brings you toothpaste from the UK, she must put it in her suitcase rather than her hand luggage, otherwise it will be confiscated at security. A kind friend once bought me 3 jars of Trader Joe’s wasabi mayo, but Security at SF airport confiscated them.
Whole Pay check’s toothpaste may be expensive, but it is still cheaper than Lola’s Logic oral hygiene gel for cats and dogs!
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